Third anniversary

Hipp Hipp Hipp Hooray! It's my third anniversary today! 

Yep, today it's three years since Matte's mom brought me here on a dark morning. I was brought to a room, where I could hide under a big red couch. Matte's mom tried to bribe me with shrip. 

Now I'm the queen of the manor, no doubt. I had to remind the vacuum cleaner today, though. It's a bit forgetful at times. Today it vacuumed under the bed where I was resting. I had to get up on the bed to give it the evil eye and a big, mean hiss. That should keep it off my back for a while. I am a bit insulted, why did it have to forget today, of all days? A day of celebrations! Hipp Hipp Hooray!